Muselk

You have a dirty mind and equipped his golden weapon skin as well just so you can say you have given people “the golden nut.” – Isaiah Colbert, staff writer

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Maestro Sigma

Maestro Sigma

Maestro Sigma Skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You keep your shoes on in the house. – Kenneth Shepard, staff writer

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Tropical Baptise

Tropical Baptise

Baptiste's Summer Games 2020 skin
Image: Blizzard

You have good taste in men. – KS (And btw Baptiste is queer now).

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Alien Zarya

Alien Zarya

Alien Zarya skin in Overwatch
Image: Blizzard / Kotaku

You are a red flag. This skin resulted in Blizzard no longer making skins for OWL MVPs because the player it was designed for was accused of sexual assault. Don’t wear this.

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Officer D.Va

Officer D.Va

Officer D.Va skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You think that all cops are good cops.

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Scarecrow Junkrat

Scarecrow Junkrat

Scarecrow Junkrat skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You’re a devious little gremlin, a duplicitous little freak. I fear you may not have great hygiene habits.

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Cote D’Azur Widowmaker

Cote D’Azur Widowmaker

Cote D’Azur Widowmaker skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

We get it, you like upskirts.

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Crab Hammond

Crab Hammond

Crustacean Hammond skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You revel in the bizarre, in the uncanny. You love a practical Star Wars puppet. You’re a little annoying.

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Cupid Hanzo

Cupid Hanzo

Cupid Hanzo skin in Overwatch 2
Image: Blizzard

You’re slutty and you know it. – KS

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Star Sheep Orisa

Star Sheep Orisa

Star Sheep Orisa skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You took one look at this skin and its fluffy little cloud details, glowing sun midsection, and shimmery galaxy core and pissed away $20 without even batting an eyelash. You’re a sucker. You’re me.

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Strike Commander Morrison or Blackwatch Reaper

Strike Commander Morrison or Blackwatch Reaper

Strike Commander Morrison Soldier: 76 skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You’re gay and you think you can fix them. – KS

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Overwatch League Skins

Overwatch League Skins

Kiriko and Junker Queen's free OWL skins
Image: Blizzard

You have a favorite team, you rep them hard, and every game is like the OWL finals. Scrubs are not welcome. You’re sweaty as hell.

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BlizzCon Skins

BlizzCon Skins

Winston BlizzCon 2017 skin
Image: Blizzard

You’re a Blizzard stan and have been for years. You could only get some of these (like the BlizzCon 2017 Winston skin pictured above) by attending the con in-person. That’s dedication.

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Totally ‘80s Zarya

Totally ‘80s Zarya

Totally ‘80s Zarya skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

Overwatch gave you one good skin for your best girl and you’ll be damned if you don’t flaunt it. – IC

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Black or White Cat D.Va

Black or White Cat D.Va

White Cat D.Va skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You have more than one cat.

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Noire Widowmaker

Noire Widowmaker

The rare Noire Widowmaker skin in Overwatch
Image: Blizzard

You had a good feeling about this newfangled Overwatch game back in 2016, so you pre-ordered it. You have good instincts. (Someone is currently listing an un-used pre-order skin code for $349 on eBay).

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Soccer or Hockey Lucio

Soccer or Hockey Lucio

Image for article titled What Your Overwatch 2 Skin Says About You: Brutal Callout Edition
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You like sports, not just esports.

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Dragon Symmetra

Dragon Symmetra

Dragon Symmetra skin
Image: Blizzard

You are beautiful and dangerous.

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Riot Shield Brigitte

Riot Shield Brigitte

Image for article titled What Your Overwatch 2 Skin Says About You: Brutal Callout Edition
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You don’t understand why people would destroy the windows of a CVS after cops kill people. You just wish they’d protest peacefully.

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One Punch Man Skins

One Punch Man Skins

Kiriko One Punch Man skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

Weeb.

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Magni Torbjorn

Magni Torbjorn

Magni Torbjorn skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You love Norse mythology and The Lord of the Rings. You can’t stay quiet when the part where Viggo Mortensen breaks his foot comes on in The Two Towers.

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Dark Wolf Hanzo

Dark Wolf Hanzo

Dark Wolf Hanzo skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You’re a menace.

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Cabana Ana

Cabana Ana

Cabana Ana skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You love a piña colada, a good romance novel, and telling kids to stop running by the pool.

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Cyber Demon Genji

Cyber Demon Genji

Cyber Demon Genji skin in Overwatch 2
Screenshot: Blizzard / Kotaku

You need healing and you’re not swapping.

 


If you have any additions you think deserve a spot on this list, drop them in the comments!

Update 04/06/2023 at 11:14 a.m. ET: Updated to clarify availability of Overwatch skins.

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